Continuing our recent trend of making organized lists from various vices (see: Austin Smoke Shops), we took it upon ourselves to compile a list of Austin Strip Clubs. We here at Do512 don’t typically make the rounds at the gentlemen’s clubs that Austin has to offer, so we may admittedly be a little out of touch. But, we did find eight of them that seemed to be the most popular ones in town, and listed their info along with some daily drink specials and things like that. We discovered that one of them even offers a free buffet on Fridays.
Do with this information what you will. No one ever has to know that you clicked over here to find out about Austin Strip Clubs. It will just be our little secret. Pinky swear. And as always, if you notice any glaring omissions in the list, please bring it to our attention so that we may better serve you! In closing, here is one of the oldest strip club jokes of all time:
Dave’s wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave! How are ya?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”
They sit and a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, “You must come here a lot for that woman to know what you drink.”
“No, honey, she’s in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. “Hi, Davey,” she says, “Want your usual lap dance?”
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. His wife starts screaming at him.
The cabbie turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real doozy this time, Dave!”